Love in the Kitchen upon the Eve of a Wedding

Frigidaire! Looks like a 30 inch, 5-Element Freestanding Electric Range in Stainless Steel with a Self-Cleaning Oven.

“Our stove is weird,” my dear fiancé Sweetchickens likes to say. “Every stove is different. This one requires different settings than other stoves.”

“Well, won’t this be in a YouTube video?” I ask. “About hot love in the kitchen with hot potatoes? Y’know, taters and lusty romance?”

“No!”

“OKay…”

“This is what you do, Sweetie.” Continue reading →