Cool Headed Bus Driver

One man stays calm as others fall apart

“So got a ride home,” I texted my wife from the edge of Downtown Seattle. “My bus ride to work was full of megadrama from start to finish. Bus driver had nerves of loving steel.”

Started to title this little urban vignette, “Nutty Old Woman with Umbrella and Angry Nasty Fella make my Bus Ride most Unforgettable.” Nope, too long and negative. The bus ride was a bit nerve wracking at times, however, and brought up another uncomfortable metro mix of amusement and anger and fear and sadness and compassion and bafflement regarding what we humans do as we live our lives.

Shortly after boarding the bus in Shoreline and taking a seat, an elderly but nimble short woman wanted to get off, screeching at the driver in an unintelligible manner. She appeared to be of East Asian ethnicity, but who knows any more and how much does it matter? So the bus driver kindly stopped between designated bus stops to let her off. As the driver began to pull away, however, the same old lady ran along the side of the bus screeching and banging on the metal hull with her closed-up umbrella. She whacked the bus hard! The driver stopped and let her back on.  Continue reading

Fentanyl Folded Man on the Bus

A quiet tragedy unfolds in the rain across Tuesday 4 March 2025

Fentanyl Folded Man on the E-Line bus as we barreled south down Aurora Avenue.

Fentanyl Man. Sitting on the Express bus. His head is way down just above his ankles. After I boarded the bus in South Shoreline, he was sitting halfway up in his seat. The man was weaving in place, nodding in and out, as he struggled to stay awake. Finally, inevitably, Fentanyl Man succumbed to the bliss of folding his body in half. Outside was late winter and a cold rain fell steady from low, gray clouds. The bus was cozy warm. Street traffic was light, and the bus wasn’t crowded. I was astounded, even alarmed, at how bent over the man was 

Fentanyl is a nasty, deadly, destructive drug. Many, many times more powerful than morphine, than opium, than heroin. It relaxes the body’s Central Nervous System, respiration slows, and the brain can’t even command the body to stand or sit up straight. The body buckles into oblivion so deep the user is often unaware of anything including what position their body’s in. It’s too painful to sit or stand up straight. Body becomes rigid like that. Circulation gets cramped, even cut off, the organs stay squished up, respiration slows down further, the joints are damaged, lymphatic drainage is impaired, and the immune system becomes further compromised.

About 8-10 minutes later after the bus had surged down Aurora Avenue thru North Seattle, three security guards boarded the bus near Green Lake. They made the driver wait and “nicely threw Fentanyl Folded Man off” into the cold March rain. Continue reading

No Pants Man and the Squirrelly, Bug Faced Woman on the Bus

Bus Ride Nutters and their Dramaramas

Two urban vignettes from the metro buses of Greater Seattle edited from text messages to my wife, Faithlyn, on our iPhones, during the winter when we were between cars, and I struggled with prolonged, serious illness:

Monday 10 February 2025

So will get off at Highland Terrace, the small, triangular park just above Northwest School for Deaf and Hard of Hearing Children and walk downhill to our apartment at The Current. I have my headlamp on cuz it’s dark along that stretch but hopefully not full of crazy druggies who whirl around and glare atcha like they’d charge in a second. Had a man on the Aurora bus earlier who was talking to entities only he could see. He spoke to these Invisibles as one engaged in a normal conversation with a friend. When he stood up to get off the bus at the next stop, he hoisted a blanket high up over his head; twas plain as day he was stark naked from the waist down to his shoes. Startled, one homeless man jerked up straight in his seat, stared hard, and blurted out, “Good Lord a mercy, that fool ain’t got on no pants! And it cold on them nuts!”

Yeah, Lord, it’s cold on those nuts! It’s February, after all. Must be some tough nuts.

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Loose Screw Guy

~ Stories from the streets & buses of Seattle, America ~

The time’s about 8 in the morning on Veteran’s Day 2023 in the Pacific Northwest, I’m the son and grandson of United States Navy men from Virginia, and was deemed too deaf to serve when I tried to enlist way back in college. Now I jounce along on the local metro bus as it barreled down Aurora Avenue South from Shoreline into Seattle on my way to work Downtown. The bus is one of those newer red-and-yellow express lane coaches, and already it bounces like some old sad hag tossed up on a trampoline by mean kids at some stupid Animal House frat party. Gosh, I’m losing it already.

My beloved, troubled country is a wreck even tho there’s many promising things going on, too. The wrecks, however, make the evening news. So, like many sick of neverending chaos and political paralysis, I am sick of conservatives and their rigid narrowmindedness. And I’m deathly sick of liberals and their rigid, ideological delusions. I’m sick of them all. Aren’t you? Are are you still yelling at your “brothers and sisters” on the other side? Where the Hell are all the normal folks in the center? The moderates? The so-called Radical Middle? Gone, baby, gone. Gone with the flood. They’ve fled, or have themselves been radicalized by extremists.

We’re long, long gone from the 1970s and 80s when my father used to joke he was a Republican who kept voting Democrat. The centerfolks are so far gone as to be beyond desperation and resignation. Instead they burn with whatever mob comes along as beacons of rage, hate, and stupidity. I know. Aye, I know, dammit, because I used to be one of them. Used to be on the Far Left on most issues and on the Right on others. For years! Liberating myself from these political-economic cults, however, has not made life any easier. Such freedom has allowed me the liberty to see everything with absolute clarity.

Homeless young White man gets on the bus in Shoreline wearing only a white T-shirt and new, too-long blue jeans. He’s tiny, lean, bushy headed, and his jeans are bunched up over dirty sneakers. He’s babbling and gesturing to invisible people. His arms and fingers jerk in jagged jumps like bolts of lightning. He’s not at all smooth in his movements. Even his head turns in rough jerk-and-stops like a robot’s with bent gears. He scares me. Definitely would not want to end up in a fight with someone who reminds me of a rabid raccoon. Temps outside are now in the 40s. Got down into the 30s overnight. It’s wet outside. Damp and misty. He’s cold. Exhibits what seem to be signs of schizophrenia, but I don’t know for certain. He sits down hard in the seat across the aisle from where I sit, so hard its almost as if he plunged down from Outer Space.

The man seems oblivious to the cold other than pulling his t-shirt up over his face for a moment or two, then he stares around seeing thru everyone on the bus as if we’re all invisible to him, but he can see all those people invisible to us. Or entities. His speech is intelligent gibberish, and he jabs his finger around the bus as those invisible creatures up in the air. I feel if he actually saw me, and if had an axe in his hands, he would immediately render open my skull out of some mix of unrestrained curiosity and evil duty to some prehistoric old god whose call he is unable to resist. Continue reading